Current mood:

angry

Jesus fucking christ this blog looks like my ass exploded
goddamn this fucking blog. the honey bear is ANGRY because honey bear cannot change his fucking username. you fucko.

this is honey bear's first blog appearance. you see, i am a magical honey bear, and i have to remain hidden from humans or they will drain me of my life force. i need alcohol and drugs to keep my mind fit and body nourished at all times; if i don't get that, i have to drink the blood of women and children.

but these fatties blood taste like pork lard and ass. goddamn fatfuck americans, one third of you need to walk your ass away from dunkin donuts and get yourself on a bike.

and what are you laughing about, you eurotrash piece of shit? have you not seen the clinical studies that indicate you have a genetic predisposition to smell like dogass and will have rotten molars by the age of 4? you intellectual asshat, you need to step off and take yourself a long hot hydrochloric acid shower.

the honey bear hates everybody. make no mistake, chuckhead, i will smash your face in with a honeypot and kill your whole family if you make honey bear ANGRY.

that is all for now. honey bear has to go drink his honey booze before he get sober again.