Honey Bear (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} br0wnie) wrote,@ 2003-06-06 19:32:00 |
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What the fuck is Santana problem?
Man, today I was reading the Globe and Mail and I saw an article about Satan-a spreading some kinda of bio-warfare agent to Amerikkka.
Look: http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/stor
Seriously, man, he had better keep the fuck away from Honey Hollows with that "spiritual virus" shit or I will rape his wife and set his asshole aflame with my honey spunk. Goddamn, he is a fuckin toolstick. His music went downhill after that "smooth" crap. Yeah, I bet his daddy's sperm went down real smooth.
Today we had a meeting at the Wooden Peg factory and our boss told us that she did not appreciate us taking more than 45 minutes for lunch. Then I told her that I didn't appreciate her bitchy fuckin attitude and I threw my buttermilk biscuit at her and gave her a black eye. She started to cry and shit and now I have to talk to Mr. Asscraft and he will lecture me throughly about sexual harassment and intimidation. He smells like milk and has dog breath; goddamn, he is an ugly fuck.
Man, today I was reading the Globe and Mail and I saw an article about Satan-a spreading some kinda of bio-warfare agent to Amerikkka.
Look: http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/stor
Seriously, man, he had better keep the fuck away from Honey Hollows with that "spiritual virus" shit or I will rape his wife and set his asshole aflame with my honey spunk. Goddamn, he is a fuckin toolstick. His music went downhill after that "smooth" crap. Yeah, I bet his daddy's sperm went down real smooth.
Today we had a meeting at the Wooden Peg factory and our boss told us that she did not appreciate us taking more than 45 minutes for lunch. Then I told her that I didn't appreciate her bitchy fuckin attitude and I threw my buttermilk biscuit at her and gave her a black eye. She started to cry and shit and now I have to talk to Mr. Asscraft and he will lecture me throughly about sexual harassment and intimidation. He smells like milk and has dog breath; goddamn, he is an ugly fuck.
