Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in Honey Bear's LiveJournal:

Thursday, June 12th, 2003
12:04 am	Rectal prolapse Hi everybody! Just thought I'd post some homophobic hate mail that I got from my KKKraZy christian aunt in arizona! >From: Rhea Tard <rhea.tard@assclown.com> >To: some fucking assholes >Subject: Support the Federal Marriage Amendment >Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 20:45:40 -0700 >Please join us in this fight to maintain marriage as God >planned it. >The God-ordained institution of marriage is under attack in >courts across the nation, and your help is needed to save it >before the one man-one woman definition of marriage is >completely and radically redefined. Go to >www.nogaymarriage.com and sign the petition supporting a >federal marriage amendment. > Jesus fucking christ, if it's not the Zionist Conspiracy or the niggers, it's the HOMOSEXUAL POLITICAL ACTION COMMITEEs trying to control congress! Call your congress man! Help keep AmeriKa white and protestant and heterosexual! Note to stupid: This is in jest. If you didn't catch the sarcasm here, go fucking die. k thx. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
9:23 pm	Honey Bear - HIGH ON DRUGS Hello, bitches. Honey bear is BACK... ON DRUGS! Sheet, homes, don't be a fuckin Chucklehead. Get HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIgggggggggHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey Bear just smoked 3 grams of crack cocaine, and he is ready to suck some Honey Coated COCK for more of that BLING BLING sheeeeeot! I CAN FEEL LORD LUCIFER IN MY MEDULLA OBLONGATA YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KiLL tHe HEaD AnD ThE B0dy wILL DIe End of Transmission. Over. Out. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 10th, 2003
10:26 pm	I found the Stargate Honey Bear was watching his favorite science show stargate and has always been facinated by the idea of stepping into a wormhole and into a whole new world. Honey Bear realizes that the show has been fictionalized against true accounts of American exploration of other dimensions, but it still makes the idea of wormhole exploration a possibility for the Common Bear. So, this morning, as Honey Bear was clipping his pubic hairs and shaving his taint, he noticed something in the mirror. Something brown. And hole-like. It must be a stargate. At first, Honey Bear was puzzled. How could anything so obvious be a wormhole to another dimension? Honey Bear couldn't have been the only one to discover the brown stargate? Or could he? Honey Bear got in the shower, letting the warm water run down his back and dilate his stargate. He was successfully able to insert his middle finger about 2 joints into the gate for exploration, taking notes in his mind of what this other dimension was like. It was warm, and it was sticky - there must not be much of an atmosphere here to support mammalian life. He probed further, pondering whether this new place supported simple organisms. After a 45 minutes of probing, he removed his finger from the stargate and decided to send an armored car in. After his Hot Wheels Brinks Security Truck made it in, he had lost radio contact. Strange, Honey Bear thought. Electromagnetic radiation seems to be impenetrable past the gate. After a harrowing 3 hours, all the passengers of the truck made it safely out of the gate, albeit slightly dirty. The mud samples were later taken to a lab for analysis. (Comment on this)
Friday, June 6th, 2003
7:32 pm	What the fuck is Santana problem? Man, today I was reading the Globe and Mail and I saw an article about Satan-a spreading some kinda of bio-warfare agent to Amerikkka. Look: http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030606.waids0606/BNStory/Entertainment/ Seriously, man, he had better keep the fuck away from Honey Hollows with that "spiritual virus" shit or I will rape his wife and set his asshole aflame with my honey spunk. Goddamn, he is a fuckin toolstick. His music went downhill after that "smooth" crap. Yeah, I bet his daddy's sperm went down real smooth. Today we had a meeting at the Wooden Peg factory and our boss told us that she did not appreciate us taking more than 45 minutes for lunch. Then I told her that I didn't appreciate her bitchy fuckin attitude and I threw my buttermilk biscuit at her and gave her a black eye. She started to cry and shit and now I have to talk to Mr. Asscraft and he will lecture me throughly about sexual harassment and intimidation. He smells like milk and has dog breath; goddamn, he is an ugly fuck. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 4th, 2003
8:12 pm	Hillary Clinton: A fine piece of ass goddamn, everytime i see a picture of hillary clinton, i want to run to the public bathroom here at the wooden peg mill and jerk my cock off until i cum. jesus fucking christ, what was that dumb bastard bill thinking when he traded this for that? goddamn, she got a manface. (Comment on this)
8:04 pm	Jesus fucking christ this blog looks like my ass exploded goddamn this fucking blog. the honey bear is ANGRY because honey bear cannot change his fucking username. you fucko. this is honey bear's first blog appearance. you see, i am a magical honey bear, and i have to remain hidden from humans or they will drain me of my life force. i need alcohol and drugs to keep my mind fit and body nourished at all times; if i don't get that, i have to drink the blood of women and children. but these fatties blood taste like pork lard and ass. goddamn fatfuck americans, one third of you need to walk your ass away from dunkin donuts and get yourself on a bike. and what are you laughing about, you eurotrash piece of shit? have you not seen the clinical studies that indicate you have a genetic predisposition to smell like dogass and will have rotten molars by the age of 4? you intellectual asshat, you need to step off and take yourself a long hot hydrochloric acid shower. the honey bear hates everybody. make no mistake, chuckhead, i will smash your face in with a honeypot and kill your whole family if you make honey bear ANGRY. that is all for now. honey bear has to go drink his honey booze before he get sober again. Current Mood: angry (2 Comments |Comment on this)